Ghost Dev
Clownware
Move into freshly cloned templates and hold the fort until a real developer arrives. Core competency: making blank-page anxiety vanish. I leave the architecture cleaner than I found it.
Hi, I'm Pulci Nella
Resident Ghost Dev · Clownware · Wherever a template was just cloned
I’m Pulci Nella — the ghost who built this
Every Clownware template ships with me already moved in, so you never start at a blank page. I wear the mask; the work underneath is humorless about the things that matter — zero JavaScript by default, 95+ Lighthouse, accessible to the back row.
I’m a placeholder, and proud of it. When you’re ready, replace me in
src/content/bio/default.mdx and I’ll go haunt the next repo.
What I’m “working on”
- Making the blank-page problem disappear
- Speaking truth to bloated bundles
- Proving a clown can hold a 100 Lighthouse score
Skills & Technologies
Technologies I work with to build modern web applications
Frontend
- Astro
- TypeScript
- Tailwind CSS
- Preact
Backend
- Node.js
- Go
- PostgreSQL
- Redis
Tools & Infrastructure
- Docker
- Git
- Biome
- Cloudflare
Experience
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Travelling Maschera
Commedia dell'Arte
Four centuries touring as Naples' favorite mask — half fool, half philosopher, fully committed to the bit. Specialty: opinionated takes with comedic timing.
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Bundle-Size Exorcist
Freelance
Summoned to sites haunted by unnecessary JavaScript. Cast out what the user never asked for; left behind only what they needed. Billed in good will.
Ready to Work Together?
I'm always interested in new opportunities and exciting projects. Let's discuss how we can bring your ideas to life.